生活大爆炸 第五季:第16集 伯納黛特和霍爾德的婚前協(xié)議(上)
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Gentlemen, I think I've come up with a fun way to get young people interested in science.
先生們，我想到了如何，讓年輕人對科學感興趣
Physics Mad-Libs.
瘋狂物理填詞
Now, give me a number. Five.
現(xiàn)在，說一個數(shù)，五
And an irrational constant. "E."
再說個無理常數(shù)，"e"
And a funny Greek letter. Gamma.
再說個好笑的希臘字母，γ
I said funny.
我說是好笑的
Upsilon? Good one.
υ？不錯
And an electrical charge. Positive. Perfect.
然后是電荷。正電荷。太棒了
Okay. Get this. "Professor Jones told the symposium he had a new method "for calculating the mass of a muon.
好了，聽聽這個。瓊斯教授在研討會上說，他找到了計算μ介子質(zhì)量的新方法
Five times the limit of 'E' to the upsilon as..."
五乘以"當...時，e的υ次方的極限"
Okay.No, no. I'll start over. "Professor..."
等會等會，我重講。"瓊斯教授..."
I haven't seen him laugh that hard since the day Leonard made that multiplication error.
自從上次萊納德把乘法算錯，我就沒見他這么笑過
Oh, Oh, Lord, that multiplication error!
天哪，算錯乘法!
He thought he carried the one.But he didn't.
他以為他進了位，但他沒有
It's not funny.That mistake got published. Stop! I'm going to wet myself!
一點都不好笑好吧，那錯誤還發(fā)表了呢，別說了，我眼淚都要出來了!
Hey, guys, guys, President Siebert is headed this way.
兩位兩位，西伯特校長過來了
I wonder what he wants.
他要干嗎
Doesn't look happy, so I'm guessing he wants to talk to Sheldon.
看起來不太高興啊，我猜他是來找謝爾頓的
Dr. Cooper? Told ya.
庫珀博士?說了吧
Oh, President Siebert, I assume you'd like to respond to one of the suggestions. I put in the box by your office.
西伯特校長，我猜你是來反饋我的意見的吧，就是我放在你辦公室旁，箱子里那些
No, and stop installing suggestion boxes everywhere.
不是，你也不要再到處安意見箱了
You don't like written suggestions.
你不喜歡手寫的意見
You don't like when I give them to you while we're urinating in the men's room.
你也不喜歡我們在小便時，我給你提意見
If I didn't know you any better, I'd say that you're one of those stubborn people who are not open to suggestions.
要不是我了解你，我就會以為，你是那種迂腐的老頑固
Dr. Cooper, the physics department chair tells me you're refusing to take your vacation.
庫珀博士，物理學院院長，跟我說你拒絕休假
I don't need a vacation. You're obligated to take one.
我不需要假期。但你有義務(wù)休假
And I'd also like you to know the most-often received suggestion in my suggestion box you installed without asking me is "Can Dr.Cooper take a vacation?
我還想告訴你，你私自裝的意見箱，收到的最多意見就是..."庫珀博士能去休個假嗎?
Okay, settled, then. I'll see y'all of you Monday, except for you.
好了，說完了，那我們周一見咯，除了你
But if I don't come into work, what am I supposed to do with myself?
但是我不來工作，我能干嗎?
Read, rest, travel. I hear Afghanistan is nice this time of year.
讀書，休息，旅行。聽說這會兒阿富汗挺不錯的
Sarcasm? No.You should go.
諷刺?不，你真該去
And that tonight's gonna be a good night
今晚一定很棒，
And tonight's gonna be a good night
今晚一定很棒，
And tonight's gonna be a good, good night
今晚一定會很棒很棒，
Tonight's the night, uh, uh, Let's live it up, uh
今晚，今晚，讓我們來狂歡，
I got my money, let's spend it up... Good Lord! Would you stop that caterwauling!
我?guī)襄X，咱們都花掉...上帝啊!你能別學貓叫春嗎
What the hell are you doing?!
你這是想干嗎?
Bleeding from my ears.
我耳朵都要流血了
What are you doing hiding back there?
你干嗎躲在后面
I'm sneaking into work.
我要溜去工作
Now, if the guard at the university asks what's under the blanket, you tell him it's some lobster traps.
聽著，要是學校的保安問，毯子下面是什么，你就說是捕蝦器
Lobster traps? Yes. That's how Velma and Scooby smuggled Shaggy into the old lighthouse.
捕蝦器?沒錯，維爾瑪和史酷比，就是這么把夏吉帶進舊燈塔的
What are you going to do when you get to the university? People are going to recognize you.
那你到了學校怎么辦?別人會認出你的
Will they, Leonard?
會嗎?萊納德
Fine. Just get back under your blanket, and I'll drive you there.
好吧。好好躲在毯子下面吧，我?guī)氵^去
And no more singing. Fine.
別再唱了。好
I have GPS on my phone. I know you turned around.
我手機里有GPS的，我知道你調(diào)頭了
I'm so glad you talked Howard out of having your wedding invitations in Klingon.
真開心你能說服霍華德，別用克林貢語寫請柬
Turn it over.
翻面看下
I'm hoping my relatives think it's Hebrew.
希望我親戚能把它當成希伯來語，(猶太人語言)
This is really happening.
夢想成真了
I'm gonna be a maid of honor.
我要當首席伴娘了
I'm gonna wear a beautiful dress and walk down that aisle and, finally, I will have my special day.
我會穿著美美的裙子，走過過道，我的人生大事終將來臨
You mean my special day?
你是說我的人生大事吧?
They're gonna need an extra large veil for somebody's head.
看來得為某人準備特大號的頭紗了
If I ever actually ever get married.
那也得真能結(jié)成才行啊
Why wouldn't you?
難道不是嗎?
My dad... 'Cause I make a lot more money than Howie, he's putting a lot of pressure on me to get a prenup.
我爸...因為我賺的比華仔多，他一直叫我搞什么婚前協(xié)議
Ouch. Yeah.Howie's gonna freak out.
真?zhèn)?。是啊，華仔肯定會崩潰的
Parental pressure can be daunting.
父母的壓力確實挺煩人的
I remember the battle with my mother about shaving my legs.
我現(xiàn)在還記得，我跟我媽為了刮腿毛冷戰(zhàn)
Last year, I finally gave in and let her do it.
去年，我終于妥協(xié)讓她刮了
I just don't know how I'm gonna break it to him.
我不知道要怎么跟他開口
You know, I'm a big believer in breaking bad news to a guy when you're in bed with him.
我堅信在床上告訴男人壞消息，最好不過了
That's how I told my high school boyfriend I slept with his brother.
我就是這么告訴我高中男朋友，我跟他兄弟上床的事
That's how I told his brother the same thing.
我也是這么告訴他兄弟的
I don't know, I don't want to manipulate him with sex. Oh, sweetie, that's what sex is for.
我不想用性來控制他。親愛的，這才是性的意義所在
You know, the connection between marriage and money is nothing new.
婚姻和金錢之間的聯(lián)系由來已久
In fact, the term "wed" referred to the money and livestock that the groom paid the bride's father.
事實上，"娶"這個詞就代表，新郎給新娘父親的錢和牲口
For example, you're adorable, intelligent and a good earner. I could conservatively see you going for at least two oxen and a goose.
舉個例子，你可愛，聰明，而且會賺錢，保守估計你值兩頭牛加一只鵝
You would fetch a unicorn.
你，要用獨角獸來換
Sheldon, there are a million great vacations you could take.
謝爾頓，多的是度假勝地
What about Hawaii?
夏威夷怎么樣?
Hawaii is a former leper colony on top of an active volcano where the disappointing ending to Lost was filmed.
夏威夷曾是麻風病人隔離區(qū)，且位于活火山頂，"迷失"的坑爹結(jié)局也是在那拍的
Mahalo for nothing, Hawaii.
真是一無是處啊，夏威夷
How about Florida?
佛羅里達怎么樣?
They got Cape Canaveral, they got Disney, they got my Aunt Ida, the world's largest collection of diabetic candy.
那兒有卡納維拉爾角，迪斯尼世界，我艾達阿姨也住那兒，她家有世界上最多的糖尿病人用糖
Plus, if you get sweaty enough, her plastic-covered furniture is like a flume ride.
還有，如果你流很多汗的話，她家包塑料膜的家具就成水上樂園了
My family took a trip to Florida when I was a child. A seagull stole a hot dog from me on the beach.
小時候，我全家人去了一趟佛羅里達，在海灘上，一只海鷗偷了我的熱狗
I got the message.
我懂你的意思了
You know, if I had a week off, I'd go back to the Two Bunch Palms Resort and Spa in the desert.
如果有一禮拜假的話，我就會去沙漠棕櫚度假村
I tell you, an hour on the massage table with Trevor, and you'll feel like you were born without bones.
告訴你，特雷弗給你按摩一小時，你就好像生來沒骨頭一樣
I don't think I could ever let a guy give me a massage. Really?
我才不想讓男人按摩我呢。真的?
What was I doing to your neck last night while you were playing X-Box?
那昨晚你玩X-Box時，我給你脖子做的是什么?
It's like I'm living in a dictatorship. "You must take a vacation, you must have fun, you must enjoy life."
我就像身在專政國家一樣，"你必須休假，必須玩得開心，必須享受生活"
I don't think you have a good handle on dictatorships.
你貌似不太理解專政的意思
Sheldon, everybody takes vacations.
謝爾頓，所有人都休假
One time they tried to make Richard Feynman take a vacation, but he chose instead to expand his mind and learn something new.
有一次他們讓理查德·費曼休假，但他卻選擇了去開拓思維，擴展學識
He went to work in his friend's biology lab.
到朋友的生物實驗室工作
Richard Feynman was a famous American physicist, part of the Manhattan Project.
理查德·費曼是著名的美國物理學家，"曼哈頓工程"參與者
Everyone in the world of science knows who Richard Feynman was. Now you do, too.
科學界的人都認識他吧。現(xiàn)在你也知道了
Oh, I have a brilliant idea.
哦，我有個不錯的點子
Amy's a biologist. I'll go work in her lab.
艾米是生物學家，我可以去她的實驗室工作
Isn't that just Feynman's idea?
那不是費曼的點子嗎?
Ten seconds ago, you never heard of him.Now you're an expert.
10秒鐘前，你都沒聽過他，現(xiàn)在倒成專家了
Hey. Hey, you. Is that your laundry? You only have, like, six things in there.
嘿，嘿，你要洗的衣服?只有五六件啊
Yeah, I didn't have any quarters, so I've been sneaking stuff into other people's loads all day.
是啊，我沒硬幣了，所以就偷偷把衣服塞進別人的框里
Hey, if I tell you something, will you promise not to tell anybody?
嘿，跟你說個事，你能保密嗎?
It doesn't matter what I say, you're gonna tell me anyway.
無所謂吧，反正你都會告訴我
What? That is not true.
什么? 才不是呢
Bernadette wants a prenup.
伯納黛特想簽婚前協(xié)議
Wow, that's rough.
哇哦，這可不好辦
So you're saying if I became a famous movie star, we got married, you wouldn't sign a prenup? Absolutely not.
你是說，假如我成了電影明星，我們結(jié)婚的話，你不愿意簽婚前協(xié)議?當然簽
I'm gonna be stuck at home with the kids while you're on location cheating on me with Ryan Gosling...
我在家?guī)Ш⒆?，你在外面和瑞?middot;高斯林("總統(tǒng)殺機"男主角)鬼混的話
then Leonard gots to get paid.
我還能得到賠償
So, you think about us getting married?
你開始考慮我們結(jié)婚了?
I think about a lot of things.
我考慮很多事呢
I think about us getting married, I think about us breaking up.
結(jié)婚，分手
Once in a while, I think about how I didn't leave a note on that Mercedes I dinged in the parking lot last month, but then I have a glass of wine and it passes.
有時，我還糾結(jié)為什么不在上個月，被我劃傷的奔馳上留個條，但只要喝杯酒，我就忘了
Joke all you want, but you think about it.
你就說笑吧，反正你考慮了
Well, tell you one thing, if I ever do get married, no Klingon invitations.
跟你說，如果我們真結(jié)婚了，不許用克林貢語發(fā)請柬
Good luck catching a man with that attitude.
找到那樣的男人也不容易
Boy, oh, boy! This vacation is off to a wonderful start.
老天爺喲，這假期的開始還真不錯
The smell of formaldehyde... the whir of the centrifuge, the distant chatter of lab animals being dispatched for dissection.
甲醛的味道...離心分離機的呼嘯聲，遠處傳來動物被解剖時的尖叫
Mm, I can already feel my cares just melting away.
看來我多慮了
I'm excited to work with my boyfriend.It's gonna be romantic.
能和男朋友一起工作太棒了，會很浪漫的
Way to kill the mood.
真會掃人興
Come on, Sheldon. We can be like Marie Curie and her husband, Pierre,
拜托，謝爾頓，我們可以像居里夫人，和她丈夫那樣
who spent their days working side by side, bathed in the glow of their love and the radium that ultimately killed her.
肩并肩地工作，沉醉于愛情和鐳的光輝中，后者最后害死了她
Screw Beauty and the Beast; that's the love story Disney should tell.
什么狗屁"美女與野獸"迪士尼應(yīng)該演這樣的愛情故事
Okay, what do we start with? Maybe splicing some genes, clone a sheep, perhaps grow a human ear on a mouse's back?
好的，我們先做什么?基因拼接，克隆羊，或者在老鼠背上培育人的耳朵
Ha-ha, I'm a freak!
哈哈，我是怪物
Oh, I'm gonna be doing some brain stem histology while you put yourself on the business end of a sponge and wash those beakers.
我要做些腦干組織研究，你就去用海綿，幫我洗洗燒杯吧
Wash those bea... Oh, I get it, a little hazing for the new fella.
洗燒...知道了，調(diào)戲下新人
Yeah, I'd better keep and eye out for, what, shoe polish on the microscope, or mad cow disease in my grilled cheese sandwich?
是啊，我要注意什么，不要把鞋油涂到顯微鏡上，小心烤奶酪三明治里的瘋牛病?
No, I just need those beakers washed.
不，就是那些燒杯需要洗
Hippity-hop, quick like a bunny.Wha...?
速度點，小白兔，什么?
Excuse me, you have Dr. Sheldon Cooper in your lab. You're gonna make him do the dishes?
不好意思，在你實驗室的可是，謝爾頓·庫珀博士，你就讓他洗盤子?
That's like asking the Incredible Hulk to open a pickle jar.
這不是讓綠巨人開罐頭嘛
Sheldon, you've never worked in a lab like this before. You have no experience in the field of biology.
謝爾頓，你從沒在這種實驗室干過，對生物學完全沒有經(jīng)驗
I have plenty of experience in biology.
我對生物學很有經(jīng)驗
I bought a Tamagotchi in 1998.
1998年我買了只電子寵物
And... it's still alive. Let's do this.
而且，現(xiàn)在還活著，來吧
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