生活大爆炸 第五季:第18集 謝爾頓理發(fā)風(fēng)波(下)
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Good. I'm taking that disgusti chart off the fridge.
太好了，這惡心的表總算能拿下來了
You know, Sh-Sheldon, sometimes it's nice not knowing what's coming. I mean, look at me and Leonard.
知道嗎，謝爾頓，有時候不知道結(jié)果也很好啊，看看我和萊納德
We went out, we broke up, now we're trying again. We don't know what's gonna happen.
我們交往，分手，現(xiàn)在我們又在嘗試交往，沒人知道結(jié)果會怎樣
Oh, please, everyone knows what's going to happen.
拜托，大家都知道好吧
But I see your point.
但我明白你的意思了
I think this could be good for you.
塞翁失馬，焉知非福
Maybe it's time for you to shake things up a bit. You're right.
也許你該做出些改變了。你說得對
I should embrace the chaos. Great.
我該面對這混亂。好極了
What are you going to do first?
那你第一步要做什么呢?
I don't know. I could do anything. All bets are off.
不知道。我可以做任何事。所有束縛都不復(fù)存在
The world is my oyster. I got it.
我可以隨心所欲了。想到了
I'm going to put on my Tuesday pajamas tonight.
今晚我要穿星期二的睡衣
I got to tell you, I'm a little worried about him.
說實(shí)話，我有點(diǎn)兒擔(dān)心他
If I were you, I'd be worried that a girl who's never played chess in her life just kicked your ass.
我是你的話，就會多想想為啥一個，從沒下過象棋的妹子能輕松贏你
Hi! Howie, what happened to you?
嗨！華仔，你怎么成這樣了?
We did overnight survival training in the wilderness.
我們在野外搞了一通宵的生存訓(xùn)練
Big fun. Big, big fun.
很好玩。非常，非常好玩
I was gonna freshen up for you but I blacked out a little on the way to the bathroom.
我本來想去梳洗一下，但去浴室時，我小暈了一會兒
Survival training? Is that like camping?
生存訓(xùn)練?是像野營一樣嗎?
Except you don't have food or water,
不過你沒有食物和水
and they don't have a sunset Sabbath service like they do at Camp Hess-Kramer.
也沒有赫斯·克萊默夏令營，日落即休息的規(guī)定（猶太人的習(xí)俗）
Do you sleep in tents? No.
你睡在帳篷里嗎?沒
I slept in a hole I dug in the ground with my bare hands.
我睡在赤手在地上挖出來的洞里
And at some point during the night, an armadillo crawled in and spooned me.
半夜時，還有只犰狳爬了進(jìn)來它還鉆我
Poor baby. But I did it. I survived.
小可憐。但我做到了。我活下來了
I wasn't sure I was going to when the sandstorm hit.
沙暴來的時候，我都不知道能不能活下來
I just pulled my turtleneck up over my head and waited for death.
我把高領(lǐng)毛衣拉過頭頂，準(zhǔn)備受死了
But somehow as I sat there, wrapped in a cocoon of my own neck-sweat,
但不知怎么的，我坐在那兒，用毛衣把自己包得像繭一樣
I found that primal part of the human spirit that just wants to keep on living, no matter what the cost.
我找到了人類最原始的欲望，只想活下去，不管付出什么代價
You're so brave. I'm proud of you.
你真勇敢，我以你為傲
I ate a butterfly.
我吃了只蝴蝶
It was so small and... beautiful, but I was so hungry.
它那么的小巧...美麗，但我太餓了
Are you crying?
你在哭嗎?
No, I don't think it's possible. I'm severely dehydrated.
不，我哭不出來，我已經(jīng)嚴(yán)重脫水了
My pee is like toothpaste.
我尿尿都像擠牙膏一樣
Howie, if you're not able to do this, come home.
華仔，如果你做不到，就回家吧
It won't change how I feel about you.
你在我心里的形象不會因此改變的
Thanks, honey, but I can't quit.
謝了，寶貝，但我不能放棄
If I do, I'll just be a guy who had a chance to be an astronaut and gave it up.
如果我回家，我這成為宇航員的機(jī)會就白瞎了
Well, is there anything I could do to help? No.
那有什么我能做的嗎?沒有
Wait.Send more underwear.
等等，再寄點(diǎn)內(nèi)褲來
Don't let this be Sheldon playing bongos.
別是謝爾頓在打手鼓
Please, don't let this be Sheldon playing bongos.
千萬不要是謝爾頓在打手鼓
Hello, Leonard, do you like my bongos?
好呀，萊納德，喜歡我的手鼓嗎?
Bet you didn't know that I had bongos.
你想不到，我還有手鼓吧
Sheldon, it's 3:00 o'clock in the morning.
謝爾頓，現(xiàn)在是凌晨三點(diǎn)
3:00 in the morning is a good time for bongos. I was sleeping.
凌晨三點(diǎn)是打手鼓的好時間。我在睡覺呢
Leonard sleeps while I play bongos.
我打手鼓，萊納德在睡覺
No, he doesn't. Leonard no sleep while I play bongos. Bongo solo.
不，我睡不著了。我打手鼓，萊納德睡不著。手鼓獨(dú)奏
Stop! Stop it! Stop! Stop! Stop it!
停，停，停，快停下
What the hell?! Oh, hi, Penny, guess what? Sheldon got bongos.
搞什么鬼?。亢?，佩妮，猜咋著啦?謝爾頓買了手鼓
Why did you get bongos?
你買手鼓干嗎?
Richard Feynman played the bongos. I thought I'd give that a try.
理查德-費(fèi)曼以前也玩手鼓，我也該試試
Richard Feynman was a famous physicist. Oh, Leonard, it's 3:00 o'clock in the morning. I don't care if Richard Feynman was a purple leprechaun who lived in my butt.
理查德-費(fèi)曼是位著名的物理學(xué)家。萊納德，現(xiàn)在是凌晨三點(diǎn)，我才不管理查德-費(fèi)曼，是什么狗屁妖魔鬼怪
Penny meant if he were a purple leprechaun.
佩妮的意思是，不管他是不是妖魔鬼怪
Penny forgot to use the subjunctive.
佩妮忘記用虛擬語氣了
Sheldon, go to bed. You have work in the morning.
謝爾頓，去睡覺。你早上還要上班呢
Maybe, maybe not. Maybe tomorrow I start a bongo band and tour the world.
可能去，也可能不去。我也許明天就組個手鼓樂隊(duì)，去全球巡演了
No, no, hang on, uh, uh, Roommate Agreement. No hootenannies, sing-a-longs, or barbershop quartets after 10:00 p.m.
不，等等，室友協(xié)議，晚上十點(diǎn)后不準(zhǔn)唱民歌，哼唱，或理發(fā)店四重唱（一種合聲唱法）
Roommate Agreement? Are you kidding?
室友協(xié)議? 搞笑吧?
We are living in a world of chaos.
這世界是如此混亂
Roommate Agreement.
還講室友協(xié)議呢
Where are you going? Wherever the music takes me, kitten.
你要去哪兒?隨音樂而行，小淘氣
I play bongos walking down the stairs.
我邊下樓，邊打手鼓
Never play bongos walking down the stairs.
下樓時，千萬別打手鼓
Surprise. What are you doing here?
驚喜。你來這干嗎?
I'm here to help you get through this.
陪你一起度過難關(guān)
You can't do it on your own, you need someone to take care of you.
你一個人搞不定的，需要有人照顧你
Oh, I love you so much. Oh, I love you. Howard, your bath is getting cold!
我太愛你了。我也愛你?；羧A德，你的洗澡水要涼了
Don't worry, once she falls asleep, I'll spoon you like an armadillo.
沒事，她睡著后，我會像犰狳一樣鉆你
He showed up in the middle of the night with his bongos.
他半夜三更拿著手鼓跑來
I foolishly thought it was some sort of musical booty call.
我還傻傻地以為，他想用音樂約炮呢
Poor guy. He must have been exhausted.
可憐的孩子。他一定累壞了
Sheldon like to sleep while Leonard play the bongo!
謝爾頓喜歡在萊納德打手鼓時睡覺
That was kind of uncalled for. No, it was called for.
沒必要這樣吧，不，有必要
What's going on?
怎么回事?
All right, Sheldon, this craziness has gone on long enough.
好了，謝爾頓，不要再瘋了
Please come home so I can cut your hair.
回家吧，我給你剪頭發(fā)
Penny, you're not trained. You're not licensed. Most importantly, you don't have access to my haircut records.
佩妮，你沒培訓(xùn)過，也沒理發(fā)執(zhí)照，更重要的是，你沒有我的理發(fā)記錄
All right, honey, look, we've known each other for a long time now, right?
好了，親愛的，我們已經(jīng)認(rèn)識很久了吧
I've taken you to Disneyland, I kicked a bully in the nuts for you, I sing you Soft Kitt when you're sick, you've even saw me naked once.
我?guī)闳ミ^迪斯尼樂園，替你踢過某人下面，你生病時，我給你唱過"軟軟貓咪"你也看過一次我裸體
I'm sorry, what?
不好意思，你說什么?
It was a long story. Anyway, Sheldon, I promise I know what I'm doing. Please let me cut your hair.
說來話長，總之，謝爾頓，我保證會弄好的，我給你剪頭發(fā)吧
Amy, what do you think?
艾米，你覺得呢?
There's not a hair on my body I wouldn't let this woman trim.
她要給我剪什么，我都愿意
Fine, let's go. Thank you for letting me sleep on your couch.
好吧，走。謝謝你讓我睡你沙發(fā)上
There's only so many times a woman can say, How about the bed?
我還真是頭一次問這么多遍，到床上去好嗎?
What's this about Sheldon seeing you naked? Oh, relax. It was just her bottom and her breasts.
謝爾頓看見你裸體是怎么回事?淡定，只看到她胸部和下面而已
Almost done. At the end of the haircut, Mr.D'Onofrio would tell me a dirty joke.
快好了?？焱甑臅r候，多諾弗里奧先生會給我講個黃段子
Sorry, I don't know any dirty jokes.
不好意思，我不懂什么黃段子
That's okay, I never understood them anyway.
沒關(guān)系，反正我也從沒聽懂過
Okay, what do you think?
好了，怎么樣?
Hm, well, it's a little Hollywood.
有點(diǎn)好萊塢范兒
But I think I can pull it off.
但還行吧
Well done, Penny. Ha, told you.
剪得不錯，佩妮。早說啦
Okay, I'm just gonna clean up your neck a little and then you are good to go. Fun time.
好了，現(xiàn)在稍稍修下脖子那里，你就可以走了。好的
Sorry, sometimes the clippers tickle me. Okay.
不好意思，有時候發(fā)推會推得我很癢。好吧
Okay, yep, we're all done now. It's just... it's good.Let me just take that away from you.
好了，搞定。就是...很不錯，我?guī)湍忝撓聛?/div>
Okay. Thank you very much. You are welcome.
好了，非常感謝。不客氣
Yeah, I'm gonna have to move.
看來我得搬家了
