《柯南脫口秀》第84期:朋友的忠告

yes,I do.I am one of them.I understand，your wife is a lovely lovely women. 知道 我就是其中之一 我理解 你太太美麗動(dòng)人

She is beatuiful,Everyone who meets my wife,says oh man you lucked out,you idiot.You hit the jackpot. 她很漂亮 所有見(jiàn)過(guò)我太太的人都說(shuō) 你小子真有福 白癡 你中頭彩了

I married above my station.My wife makes the ,doesn't like me to microwave the gravy,because it destroys the integrity of the gravy. 我攀了高枝 我太太親手烹飪?nèi)庵?不讓我用微波爐加熱 這樣破壞肉汁的味道

But I don't care.I'm a gravy guy and I like it hot. 我才不在乎呢 我這人喜歡肉汁 我就喜歡熱著吃

It's coming across,John,It's coming across when you keep saying it like that.I'm telling you as a friend. 這話聽(tīng)起來(lái) 約翰 以你的口氣 這話聽(tīng)起來(lái)很奇怪 這是我作為朋友的忠告

Let me try this,watch this.Hi,I'm a gravy guy. 我這樣試試 看著點(diǎn) 嗨 我這人喜歡肉汁

Does it feel weird?How many days have you been without gravy? 感覺(jué)奇怪嗎 你有多少天沒(méi)吃肉汁了

I like to save up because we got the holidays coming.I need some gravy. 我想節(jié)約一點(diǎn) 因?yàn)槭フQ節(jié)快到了 我需要肉汁

John.I just turned into the Chris rock.I know.we could do a show an hour just on gravy. 約翰 我變成了克里斯·洛克 是啊 我們可以聊上一小時(shí)的肉汁

would you want your own gravy boat?I like gravy too. 你想要自己的肉汁壺嗎 我也喜歡肉汁

But I don't go around saying I'm a gravy guy.You phony bologna,you would like to. 但我不會(huì)到處說(shuō)我這人喜歡肉汁 你個(gè)虛偽逼 其實(shí)你很想說(shuō)

You called me a phony bologna,We don't use that language on cable.we are going to start,a big night. 你管我叫虛偽逼 在有線電視上不能用這種詞匯 那就從現(xiàn)在開(kāi)始 今晚很精彩

I would like to have extra gravy.I would like to my whole plate in gravy.I get nervous when I see other people using it. 我喜歡多加一些肉汁 我喜歡把滿盤子都浸滿肉汁 我看到別人澆肉汁的時(shí)候會(huì)緊張

I feel bad,because we always host the stray friends and people out here who aren't going back to New York or some place for the holiday. 我感覺(jué)很糟糕 因?yàn)槲覀兘?jīng)常會(huì)招待不會(huì)紐約或其他地方過(guò)圣誕節(jié)的朋友

We host the strays.And I get my own gravy boat.You have your own?Yes. 我們會(huì)招待外鄉(xiāng)人 我有自己的肉汁壺 你有自己的肉汁壺 對(duì)