英語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)：唯有我是司機(jī)

"Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young man, "you can't catch it ! " 　　
"I must," the young fellow said, out of breath, "because I'm only driver of the bus.

在一輛滿(mǎn)載乘客的公共汽車(chē)后面，一位小個(gè)子青年在奔跑著。氣車(chē)仍在高速前進(jìn)。 “停下吧，”一位乘客把頭伸出窗子，對(duì)小個(gè)子喊道，“你追不上的！” 　　
“我必須追上，”小個(gè)子氣喘吁吁地說(shuō)，“我是司機(jī)！”