Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!
Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?
Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine.
心不在焉的教授:天哪!有人偷了我的錢(qián)包!
妻子:你難道沒(méi)感覺(jué)到一只手伸進(jìn)你的口袋?
心不在焉的教授:感覺(jué)到了,可我還以為那是我的手呢。