英語(yǔ)笑話 - 軍營(yíng)篇：530　A Geologist 地質(zhì)學(xué)家

英語(yǔ)笑話

530　A Geologist 地質(zhì)學(xué)家

It was during basic training, the sergeant asked me what I did in civilian life, I proudly announced that I was a geologist. “Good. I'm looking for someone with your background,” he said, while dropping a bulging sack onto the table. “You've got just the right qualifications to pick the rocks out of this hundred pounds of beans.”

還是在基本訓(xùn)練階段，軍士長(zhǎng)問我入伍以前是干什么的。我自豪地回答，我是一個(gè)地質(zhì)學(xué)家。他一邊往桌子上放一個(gè)鼓鼓囊囊的大麻袋，一邊說：“好，我正在找一個(gè)有你這樣背景的人。你正好有資格把這一百磅豆子里的石頭挑出來?！?