英語(yǔ)笑話 - 婚姻篇：796　We don't have any of those 這三樣我們都沒(méi)有

英語(yǔ)笑話

796　We don't have any of those 這三樣我們都沒(méi)有

Both my son and daughter-in-law are full-time college students, and don't have time or money for anything other than school. I was with them in church when the minister gave a sermon on marriage. “The three most common problems that can lead to divorce,” he warned, “involve money, children and sex.” At that my son whispered to his wife, “Then we should be okay. We don't have any of those.”

我的兒子和兒媳婦都是全日制的大學(xué)生。除了上學(xué)以外，他們沒(méi)有時(shí)間和金錢做任何事情。有一次我和他們一起上教堂，聽牧師講關(guān)于婚姻的道。他警告說(shuō)：“導(dǎo)致離婚的三個(gè)最常見的問(wèn)題是錢、孩子和性。”這時(shí)候我兒子悄悄對(duì)他妻子說(shuō)：“看來(lái)我們應(yīng)該沒(méi)問(wèn)題。這三樣我們都沒(méi)有。”