馬克吐溫經(jīng)典語(yǔ)錄 Never argue with stupid people

The most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

生命中最重要的兩天，是你出生的那一天，和你弄清楚為何而生的那一天。

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

絕對(duì)不要和愚蠢的人爭(zhēng)論，他們會(huì)把你拉低至他們的層次，然后憑經(jīng)驗(yàn)擊敗你。

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

如果你講真話，你就不用記住你曾經(jīng)說(shuō)過(guò)什么。

The truth must be served like a coat, and not thrown in the face like a wet towel.

真理要像外套那樣展示出來(lái)，而不是像濕毛巾一樣扔在別人臉上。

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

讓我們過(guò)這樣一種人生：當(dāng)我們?nèi)ナ罆r(shí)，連殯儀員都會(huì)感到惋惜。

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

每個(gè)人都像是月亮，都有著不可示人的陰暗面。

Only two things we'll regret on deathbed - that we are a little loved and little traveled.

臨終前我們只會(huì)后悔兩件事——我們很少被愛(ài)，也很少旅行。

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

遠(yuǎn)離那些輕視你夢(mèng)想的人。市井小民常常會(huì)這么做，不過(guò)真正偉大的人會(huì)讓你感覺(jué)到：你也可以變得偉大。

Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.

人們可以做許多事情來(lái)讓自己受到別人的喜愛(ài)，但是他會(huì)傾盡一切努力來(lái)讓別人嫉妒。

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

皺紋應(yīng)該只是微笑留下的印記。

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

如果你收養(yǎng)了一只饑餓的狗，并且讓它過(guò)上了舒服的日子，它將不會(huì)再咬你。這便是狗與人最主要的區(qū)別。

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

我是位老人，我知道很多很大的麻煩，但絕大多數(shù)并不會(huì)發(fā)生。

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

勇敢并非沒(méi)有恐懼，而是克服恐懼，戰(zhàn)勝恐懼。

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

善良是一種聾子能聽(tīng)懂、瞎子能看懂的語(yǔ)言。

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.

你今生所需要的僅僅是無(wú)知和自信，而且你就將注定成功。

The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.

不讀書的人與不識(shí)字的人相比，毫無(wú)任何優(yōu)勢(shì)。

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

紫羅蘭被一只腳踩扁了，但它卻把芳香留在那腳底，這就是寬恕。

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

銀行家就是在大晴天借給你傘，而一開始下雨時(shí)又想要回來(lái)的人。

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

悸于生活，死如惡魔?；畹贸鋵?shí)，死若赴宴。