成長的煩惱第七季 第12集:B = Equals MC2
Loudspeaker: Ben Seaver get your hollow head in here!
Mr. Dewitt: M-i-s-t-e-r Seaver? Do you think that I'm a fool?
Ben: Sir, I was just repeating what everyone else was saying.
Mr. Dewitt: Oh, don't smart-mouth me. You have requested an application for the advanced placement exam. What are you planning to do? Stage a fake fire drill? Fire a smoke bomb? Hire a stripper?
Ben: Sir, if I could afford a stripper, I like…
Ben: I am not playing anything. I signed from the test because I really wanna take it.
Mr. Dewitt: Hold you promise. You expect me to believe that you, Ben Seaver, are college bound?
Ben: Yes! I am, that's why I wanna take the test.
Mr. Dewitt: But Mr. Seaver, you're a pathetic student. And the only person with worse grades than you is that kid who got hit by lightning.
Ben: Sure I am doing much better than Sparky!?
Ben: Please, check my grades!
Mr. Dewitt: A three point O (3.0)?
Mr. Dewitt: Ms. Dexter, put down that bottle. Someone has cracked the computer security code.
Ben: All I've been cracking are these books, if you don't believe me, please ask my teachers.
Mr. Dewitt: Lachaim!
Mr. Dewitt: Well, yeah, Mr. Seaver, I am going to give you the application for the exam… But if I find out that you've been tampering with your grades…
Ben: Sir, I haven't tampered with anything! I swear that I Ben Seaver am a 3.0 student. Believe me!
