# When Jam-- #
Hold on. 等等
# When Jamie-- #
He’s crazy. 他瘋了
# When Jamie... #
God damn it! Come on, Dusty! 該死!行了,達斯??!
Dusty, come here. 達斯丁,過來
Maybe you should come back another time when you’re-- 或許你應該換個時間再來--
- Oh, no, I got it. - You can come back - 哦,不,我知道了- 你可以再來
and then play it for us later, okay? 然后彈給我們聽,好嗎?
- I really-- I’ve got it. It’s beautiful. - Yeah. - 我真的-- 我明白了,歌很美- 對
- It is. - Bye, Dusty. - 沒錯- 再見,達斯丁
Jesus. 天啊
Yeah. 對
Oh, I almost forgot. 哦,我差點忘了
I got you a little something right here. 我要給你個小禮物
Okay. Now I know it’s a little dorky, 好了,我知道有點笨笨的
but I had to do it. 但我不得不這么做
So look at it. 來看看
Will you put it on for me? 你能穿上讓我看看嗎?
- Now? - Please, please? Put it on. - 現(xiàn)在?- 拜托,拜托了,穿上吧
- Okay. Quickly. - Okay okay okay okay. - 好,快點- 好吧,好吧
- I think it’s gonna fit. - Yeah. - 我覺得會合身- 對
- Let’s see. - Okay. - 來看看- 好
- Here we go. - Okay. - 好了- 好
It’s a little snug. 有點小
Oh my God, isn’t that so cute? 我的天哪不可愛嗎?
"Shakes come and go, “身邊人來人往
but friends are furrr-ever!" 但朋友是一生-一世!”
That’s adorable! Let’s go show my mom. 太棒了!給我媽媽看看去
She’ll love it. Let’s go show her. Come on. 她會喜歡的,我們去吧,快點
- Let’s not. No no. Come on. - Chris, she’s gonna love it! - 別,不要,行了- 克里斯,她會喜歡的!
- Just-- we’re busy! - Chris, are you okay? - 只要-- 我們很忙!- 克里斯,你沒事吧?
Just-- just wait. 等--等等
Yes, I’m fine. I just-- 對,我沒事我只是--
I signed your yearbook. 我寫完你的同學錄了
Um... 嗯...
read it... please. 讀出來... 拜托
Okay. 好
Please, God. 求你,上帝
"Stud muffin, getting it on in your love truck was hot!" “性感的男子,在你的車里激情燃燒!”
- Oh! - Wait! That’s not what I wrote! - 哦!- 等等!這不是我寫的!
This is Tim’s yearbook. 這是提姆的同學錄
- Chris? - Oh my God! - 克里斯?- 我的天哪!
Listen to this. Listen to this. 聽聽這個聽聽這個
"When we’re together, I feel"... “當我們在一起時我覺得”...
- "You’re my best friend..." - Please, don’t read that. - “你是我最好的朋友...”- 求你別讀了
Okay. 好
"but I want to be more than that"? “但我想要更進一步”?
Ooh! 哦!
Sincerely, Chris Brander, BFF." 真誠的,克里斯布蘭德BFF"
"Hoping to be your boyfriend. “想要做你的男朋友
It’s a joke! That’s a joke between me and Jamie! 這是個玩笑!我和潔蜜之間的玩笑!
Holy shit! Check out his shirt! 胡說八道!看看他的衣服!
Aw, he’s gonna cry. 啊,他要哭了
See ya! 再見!
G’bye, fatty! 再見了,肥佬!
Chris! 克里斯!
Try a salad! 吃沙拉吧!
- Chris! - Leave me alone! - 克里斯!- 別理我!
Chris! We need to talk about what you wrote. 克里斯!我們得談談你寫的東西
Don’t worry about it. It happens to everybody. 別擔心誰都會出這種事
Is that really how you feel? 這是你的真實感受?
I don’t know. Maybe. Why? 我不知道,或許,怎么了?
Because that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever written me. 因為這是別人給我寫得最貼心的話
It was? 是嗎?
Yes. 是的
I love you, Chris... 我愛你,克里斯..
- like a brother. - Hmm? - 像哥哥一般- 嗯?
- We’re friends, right? - For sure! - 我們是朋友,對吧?- 當然!
Ah, you pussy! 啊,惡心!
Shut up, Tim! 閉嘴,提姆!
Don’t you people have anything better to do?! 你們這些人沒別的事可做了嗎?!
God! Just leave him alone! 天哪!別理他!
You jerks! 你們這群討厭鬼!
- I’ll show you! - Ooh! - 我會證明給你看!- 哦!
I’ll show all of you! 我會證明給你們大家!
This town is full of losers 這個小鎮(zhèn)全是廢物
and I’m pulling out to win! 而我要成功!
- My name is Chris Brander! - Chris, let’s talk! - 我叫克里斯布蘭德!- 克里斯,我們談談!
Chris! Chris, come back! 克里斯!克里斯,回來!
You remember that name! ’Cause I’m gonna be somebody! 你要記得那個名字!因為我會成為名人的!
I don’t know what to say. 我不知道該說什么
I mean, the sex is good, 我是說,做愛很美好
but I’m a person too. 但我也是個人
I mean, I have feelings and needs 我是說,我有感覺有需要
other than just physical! 不僅僅是生理上的!
Don’t you have anything to say for yourself? 你沒有什么好說的嗎?
I think you’ve pretty much said it all. 我想你已經說得夠多了
Have a great life, ’cause Athena’s out! 好好生活吧因為雅典娜不玩了!
I don’t know why you just don’t take me serious! 我不知道為什么你不把我當回事!
Wow! 喔!
I guess Athena’s out. 我猜雅典娜不玩了
God, can you believe that? 天哪,你能相信嗎?
I get dumped four days before Christmas. 我在圣誕節(jié)前四天被甩了
- I saw. - Yeah, and yet, you did nothing. - 我看見了- 對,而且,你袖手旁觀
Technically, that makes you an accomplice. 事實上,這讓你成為幫兇
Guilty as charged. 也是有罪的
You know, in some cultures they’d spank you for that. 你知道嗎,在有些文化里他們會因這個打你屁股
Oh, I love to travel. 哦,我愛旅行