可笑的假條
If you think that today's students aren't learning all they should, check out some of the writings created by their moms and dads. The following are some funny excuses notes received by teachers,spelling mistakes included. In these samples, names were replaced with either John or Mary.
如果你認(rèn)為現(xiàn)在的學(xué)生沒(méi)有學(xué)好他們?cè)搶W(xué)的,就請(qǐng)你看看他們的爸爸媽媽們寫(xiě)的東西吧。下面是一些家長(zhǎng)寫(xiě)給老師的搞笑的假條,里面的拼寫(xiě)錯(cuò)誤也原封不動(dòng)地保留下來(lái)。我們只是把其中的名字換成了約翰或瑪麗。
My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
醫(yī)生在看護(hù)我的兒子,他不能上今天的體育課了。請(qǐng)?zhí)帥Q他吧。
Please excuse Mary for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
請(qǐng)?jiān)彫旣惒荒軄?lái)上課,她生病了,我找人把她打死了。
Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
親愛(ài)的校方:約翰1月28、29、30、31、32和33號(hào)都不能來(lái)上課,請(qǐng)?jiān)彙?/p>
Please excuse John from P.E. for a few days. He fell yesterday out of a tree and misplaced hiship.
約翰有幾天不能上體育課,請(qǐng)?jiān)?。他昨天從?shù)上掉下來(lái),把屁股摔歪了。
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
約翰沒(méi)來(lái)上課是因?yàn)閺乃哪樕习蔚袅藘深w牙。
John was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
約翰昨天沒(méi)來(lái)上課是因?yàn)樗谔咦闱?,他傷到了生長(zhǎng)的部分【應(yīng)為growing pains(醫(yī))發(fā)育期痛】
John will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
約翰不能來(lái)上學(xué)因?yàn)樗麄?cè)面疼。
Please excuse John Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
請(qǐng)?jiān)徏s翰星期五沒(méi)來(lái)上學(xué),因?yàn)樗脑籼神Y了?!緫?yīng)為have loose bowels腹瀉】
Please excuse John for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
請(qǐng)?jiān)徏s翰昨天沒(méi)來(lái)上學(xué),他瀉肚,他的靴子也漏了。
John was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
約翰昨天沒(méi)來(lái)上課是因?yàn)樗麤](méi)被打著。
Please excuse John for being. It was his father's fault.
請(qǐng)?jiān)徏s翰……,這都是他爸爸的錯(cuò)。
I kept Mary home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I didn't know what sizeshe wear.
我沒(méi)讓瑪麗去上學(xué)是因?yàn)槲业脦ナフQ采購(gòu),因?yàn)槲也恢浪┒啻蟮囊路?/p>
Please excuse Mary for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off theporch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
請(qǐng)?jiān)彫旣愖蛱鞗](méi)來(lái)上學(xué)。我們忘了把星期天那頁(yè)從走廊上撕下來(lái)了。當(dāng)我們發(fā)覺(jué)是星期一時(shí),我們還以為是星期天。
Mary won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
從星期五開(kāi)始的一個(gè)星期瑪麗都不能來(lái)上課,我們要去參加她的葬禮。
Please excuse Mary from Jim today. She is administrating.
請(qǐng)為吉姆原諒瑪麗,她正在處理事務(wù)。
Mary was absent December 11--16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, andupset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low gradefever and ached all over. I wasn't the berst either, sore throat and fever. There must be theflu going around school, her father got hot last night.
12月11到16號(hào)瑪麗沒(méi)來(lái)是因?yàn)樗l(fā)燒了、嗓子疼、頭疼,而且腸胃不舒服。她的妹妹也病了,發(fā)燒、嗓子疼。她弟弟也發(fā)低燒,渾身疼。我也沒(méi)能幸免,嗓子疼還發(fā)燒。學(xué)校里一定是有流感,甚至于昨晚她爸爸也發(fā)燒了。
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with theMarines.
昨天我女兒沒(méi)來(lái)上學(xué)是因?yàn)樗哿?,她和海軍陸?zhàn)隊(duì)一塊兒過(guò)的周末。
Please excuse my son's tardiness. I forgot to wake him up and I did not find him till I startedmaking the beds.
請(qǐng)?jiān)徫覂鹤拥耐贤侠?。我忘了叫他起床了,而且直到鋪床的時(shí)候我才找到他。
Mary could not come to school because she has been bothered by very close veins.
瑪麗不能來(lái)上學(xué)是因?yàn)樗难芴恕?/p>