艾倫脫口秀102:非常依賴手機(jī)
It's been two minutes.How do you feel?
現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)過了兩分鐘了 你們感覺怎么樣
Anybody going with, with the yeah, maybe missing calls.
也許有人會在想 會不會有未接來電啊
We depend so much on our phones these days.
現(xiàn)在我們非常依賴手機(jī)
A new study came out that says people are dumber,when they are separated from their iPhones,
新研究表明 當(dāng)人們離開了手機(jī) 他們就不知道怎么說話了
which is really scary,cause people aren't so bright with their iPhones either.
這真是嚇人 因?yàn)榫退隳弥謾C(jī)也不見得多健談
It's bad enough of being away from your phone.
遠(yuǎn)離手機(jī)已經(jīng)很糟了
But boy, losing your phone,isn't that the most stressful thing when you've lost your phone?
但是 丟手機(jī) 要是你把手機(jī)弄丟了 這才是壓力最大的事吧
It's like not knowing where your child is.
這像找不到你孩子一樣
But worse.Ah, the last time I lost my phone I did what everybody does.Panicked.
甚至比這更嚴(yán)重 上次我丟了手機(jī) 跟大家一樣 我很驚慌
And then the next thing I did was panicked some more.I looked all over the house.
之后我又驚慌了一會兒 我在整個房子里找
And, you know when you are looking for your,for your glasses,they are on your head.
你們懂的 當(dāng)你在找 眼鏡時 它往往就在你頭上
And you like oh Your, your pencil, you know, it's behind your ear.
又或者是找 你的鉛筆的時候 它可能就別在你耳后
I looked on top of my head, my phone was not there.
我在我的頭上找了找 我的手機(jī)不在那兒
Looked behind my ear, nothing.A quarter.And it was weird. I think
看了看我的耳朵后面 沒有東西 發(fā)現(xiàn)了一枚硬幣 我覺得這真詭異
