搞笑視頻之煩人的橙子8 摧殘iphonel

iphone強(qiáng)大的性能基本上已經(jīng)是路人皆知。但是無(wú)論有多彪悍，在這個(gè)人神共拍的橙子面前，依然太弱勢(shì)。強(qiáng)大的iphone下場(chǎng)又會(huì)怎樣呢?遇上橙子，注定悲劇。這一集告訴我們不能輕易動(dòng)怒，自己短路了，找誰(shuí)負(fù)責(zé)去?還好旁邊的黑莓在充電，逃過一劫。

Annoying Orange: Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey! Hey, Apple! Hey!

橙子：嘿，蘋果，嘿，蘋果，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿蘋果，嘿!

Apple iPhone: Is there something I can help you with, Orange?

iPhone: 有什么可以為你效勞的嗎，橙子。

Annoying Orange: You're funny looking! (laughter)

橙子：你長(zhǎng)得真好笑。

Apple iPhone: Yes, you keep saying that.

iPhone：隨你怎么說。

Annoying Orange: Hey! Hey, Apple!

橙子：嘿，嘿，蘋果。

Apple iPhone: Yes?

iPhone：干嘛?

Annoying Orange: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

橙子：你能用舌頭碰到你的鼻尖嗎?(橙子煩人專用勾搭語(yǔ))

Apple iPhone: Uh.......

iPhone：額。。。

Annoying Orange: Like this!

橙子：像這樣。

Apple iPhone: To point a fact, Orange, you don't have a nose.

iPhone：橙子，你就認(rèn)命吧，你壓根兒沒鼻子。

Annoying Orange: You're not trying!

橙子：你又沒試。

Apple iPhone: I don't have a nose, either!

iPhone：我也沒鼻子。

Annoying Orange: C'mon! It's fun!

橙子：試試嗎，很好玩的。

Apple iPhone: Quit it!

iPhone：別鬧了。

Annoying Orange: You're no fun! I bet you can't do anything cool!

橙子：你真無(wú)聊，我保證你不會(huì)做酷動(dòng)作。

Apple iPhone: Well, sure! I can do all kinds of things! I can tell our exact GPS corrindates if this-

iPhone：當(dāng)然，我可以坐任何事，我可以用GPS導(dǎo)航帶你如果你...

Annoying Orange: Boring! Hey! Hey, Apple! I bet you can't spit orange juice! (spitting orange juice)

橙子：你果然很無(wú)聊，嘿，嘿蘋果，你絕對(duì)不會(huì)吐橙子吧。(吐口水ing)

Apple iPhone: Hey! Don't do that! My Orange's almost up!

iPhone:嘿，你在干嘛，我身價(jià)上億誒。

Annoying Orange: (Laughing) Still bored!

橙子：哈哈哈哈，還是很無(wú)聊。

Apple iPhone: I can help do your taxes!

iPhone：我可以幫你糾正口音。

Annoying Orange: Snoresville, USA! Population: Apple. (laughter)

橙子：美國(guó)，布朗斯維爾，人口：蘋果，哈哈哈哈。

Apple iPhone: Well, how about I show you my extensive music collection!

iPhone: 我可以秀我強(qiáng)大的音樂功能。

Orange: Because it's boring?

橙子：很無(wú)聊。

Apple iPhone: I have ABBA

iPhone：我還有ABBA。

Orange: Your music sucks.

橙子：聽起來就是水貨。

Apple iPhone: Would you like to hear some Nickelback?

iPhone: 想聽五分錢樂隊(duì)的歌嗎?

Orange: I can make much better music! La-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la!

橙子：我唱得都比他好，啦啦啦啦啦啦

Apple iPhone: Please stop that. That's really annoying!

iPhone: 停，別制造噪音了。

Orange: La la la la la la la la la la la la la!

橙子：啦啦啦啦啦啦

Apple iPhone: STOP IT!! You know what I can do? I can autotune you and make you less annoying!

iPhone: 閉嘴，我可以把你的聲音變好聽點(diǎn)。

Orange: Uh-uh! No, you can't.

橙子：喔喔，你沒那本事。

Orange: (laughing) That's awesome! Do this, do this! La la la la la la La... Hey!

橙子：哈哈哈哈，太酷了，再錄一次，再錄一次，啦啦啦啦啦，嘿!

Orange: (Laughs) Whoa! You're pretty awesome, Apple!

橙子：哇哦，真是個(gè)神奇的蘋果誒。

Apple iPhone: Well, thank you.

iPhone: 還好，謝謝。

Orange: But you still can't spit orange juice! (spits orange juice at Apple)

橙子：但是你還是不能吐橙汁。(又對(duì)蘋果吐口水)

Apple iPhone: (groans) Dude, you're getting juice in my electronics!

iPhone: 老兄，你吐得我滿身都是，我是“電”子產(chǎn)品誒。

Orange: Whoops! (laughing)

橙子：喔，哈哈哈哈哈

(Apple overheats as he groans)

蘋果“火冒三丈

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Orange: Uh-oh.

橙子：哦..

Apple iPhone: What, Orange?

iPhone: 干嘛?

Orange: Do you smell that?

橙子：你聞到什么問道沒?

Apple iPhone: I told you, Orange, we don't have noses!

iPhone: 橙子，我跟你說了，我們是沒有鼻子的。

Orange: Smells like.........smoke.

橙子： 聞起來有煙味。

Apple iPhone: The only thing I smell is-

iPhone: 我唯一能聞到的就是

Orange: Apple? Apple? Oh! I liked Apple, too. Oh well. Hey, Blackberry!

橙子：蘋果?蘋果?哦，我也喜歡蘋果。哎，嘿，黑莓!

Blackberry (Phone ): Uh, not right now, man. My battery is seriously low.

黑莓手機(jī)：哦，我現(xiàn)在沒空，沒看見我在充電嗎?

Orange: No, not you! You!

橙子：No...no...no, 不是說你。

Blackberry (fruit): Hey, Orange! What's going on?

黑莓水果：嘿，橙子，最近咋樣啊?

Orange: Knife!

橙子：刀!

黑莓犧牲了。