Annoying Orange: Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey! Hey, Apple! Hey!
橙子:嘿,蘋果,嘿,蘋果,嘿,嘿,嘿,嘿蘋果,嘿!
Apple iPhone: Is there something I can help you with, Orange?
iPhone: 有什么可以為你效勞的嗎,橙子。
Annoying Orange: You're funny looking! (laughter)
橙子:你長(zhǎng)得真好笑。
Apple iPhone: Yes, you keep saying that.
iPhone:隨你怎么說。
Annoying Orange: Hey! Hey, Apple!
橙子:嘿,嘿,蘋果。
Apple iPhone: Yes?
iPhone:干嘛?
Annoying Orange: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
橙子:你能用舌頭碰到你的鼻尖嗎?(橙子煩人專用勾搭語(yǔ))
Apple iPhone: Uh.......
iPhone:額。。。
Annoying Orange: Like this!
橙子:像這樣。
Apple iPhone: To point a fact, Orange, you don't have a nose.
iPhone:橙子,你就認(rèn)命吧,你壓根兒沒鼻子。
Annoying Orange: You're not trying!
橙子:你又沒試。
Apple iPhone: I don't have a nose, either!
iPhone:我也沒鼻子。
Annoying Orange: C'mon! It's fun!
橙子:試試嗎,很好玩的。
Apple iPhone: Quit it!
iPhone:別鬧了。
Annoying Orange: You're no fun! I bet you can't do anything cool!
橙子:你真無(wú)聊,我保證你不會(huì)做酷動(dòng)作。
Apple iPhone: Well, sure! I can do all kinds of things! I can tell our exact GPS corrindates if this-
iPhone:當(dāng)然,我可以坐任何事,我可以用GPS導(dǎo)航帶你如果你...
Annoying Orange: Boring! Hey! Hey, Apple! I bet you can't spit orange juice! (spitting orange juice)
橙子:你果然很無(wú)聊,嘿,嘿蘋果,你絕對(duì)不會(huì)吐橙子吧。(吐口水ing)
Apple iPhone: Hey! Don't do that! My Orange's almost up!
iPhone:嘿,你在干嘛,我身價(jià)上億誒。
Annoying Orange: (Laughing) Still bored!
橙子:哈哈哈哈,還是很無(wú)聊。
Apple iPhone: I can help do your taxes!
iPhone:我可以幫你糾正口音。
Annoying Orange: Snoresville, USA! Population: Apple. (laughter)
橙子:美國(guó),布朗斯維爾,人口:蘋果,哈哈哈哈。
Apple iPhone: Well, how about I show you my extensive music collection!
iPhone: 我可以秀我強(qiáng)大的音樂功能。
Orange: Because it's boring?
橙子:很無(wú)聊。
Apple iPhone: I have ABBA
iPhone:我還有ABBA。
Orange: Your music sucks.
橙子:聽起來就是水貨。
Apple iPhone: Would you like to hear some Nickelback?
iPhone: 想聽五分錢樂隊(duì)的歌嗎?
Orange: I can make much better music! La-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la!
橙子:我唱得都比他好,啦啦啦啦啦啦
Apple iPhone: Please stop that. That's really annoying!
iPhone: 停,別制造噪音了。
Orange: La la la la la la la la la la la la la!
橙子:啦啦啦啦啦啦
Apple iPhone: STOP IT!! You know what I can do? I can autotune you and make you less annoying!
iPhone: 閉嘴,我可以把你的聲音變好聽點(diǎn)。
Orange: Uh-uh! No, you can't.
橙子:喔喔,你沒那本事。
Orange: (laughing) That's awesome! Do this, do this! La la la la la la La... Hey!
橙子:哈哈哈哈,太酷了,再錄一次,再錄一次,啦啦啦啦啦,嘿!
Orange: (Laughs) Whoa! You're pretty awesome, Apple!
橙子:哇哦,真是個(gè)神奇的蘋果誒。
Apple iPhone: Well, thank you.
iPhone: 還好,謝謝。
Orange: But you still can't spit orange juice! (spits orange juice at Apple)
橙子:但是你還是不能吐橙汁。(又對(duì)蘋果吐口水)
Apple iPhone: (groans) Dude, you're getting juice in my electronics!
iPhone: 老兄,你吐得我滿身都是,我是“電”子產(chǎn)品誒。
Orange: Whoops! (laughing)
橙子:喔,哈哈哈哈哈
(Apple overheats as he groans)
蘋果“火冒三丈
”
Orange: Uh-oh.
橙子:哦..
Apple iPhone: What, Orange?
iPhone: 干嘛?
Orange: Do you smell that?
橙子:你聞到什么問道沒?
Apple iPhone: I told you, Orange, we don't have noses!
iPhone: 橙子,我跟你說了,我們是沒有鼻子的。
Orange: Smells like.........smoke.
橙子: 聞起來有煙味。
Apple iPhone: The only thing I smell is-
iPhone: 我唯一能聞到的就是
Orange: Apple? Apple? Oh! I liked Apple, too. Oh well. Hey, Blackberry!
橙子:蘋果?蘋果?哦,我也喜歡蘋果。哎,嘿,黑莓!
Blackberry (Phone ): Uh, not right now, man. My battery is seriously low.
黑莓手機(jī):哦,我現(xiàn)在沒空,沒看見我在充電嗎?
Orange: No, not you! You!
橙子:No...no...no, 不是說你。
Blackberry (fruit): Hey, Orange! What's going on?
黑莓水果:嘿,橙子,最近咋樣啊?
Orange: Knife!
橙子:刀!
黑莓犧牲了。