英語(yǔ)幽默:英語(yǔ)幽默五則(2)

 

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

    Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" 

    " A kid bit me," replied Ivan. 

    " Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. 

    " I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜里 

   伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問(wèn)，“發(fā)生了什么事？”

 “一個(gè)男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說(shuō)。

 “再見(jiàn)到他你能認(rèn)出來(lái)嗎？”媽媽問(wèn)。

 “他走到哪里我都能認(rèn)出他，”伊凡說(shuō)。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。”