英語小達人每天10分鐘 424 Why Teachers Go Crazy

[00:00.01]Why Teachers Go Crazy 老師們是怎么被氣瘋的 [00:14.29]TEACHER: Peter, what is the outside of a tree called? 老師：彼得，樹的最外層叫做什么？ [00:20.07]PETER: I don't know, Ma'am. 彼得：老師，我不知道。 [00:23.22]TEACHER: Bark, Peter, bark! 老師：樹皮（叫?。说?，是樹皮（叫?。? [00:25.21]PETER: Wow, wow, wow! 彼得：汪——汪——汪！ [00:27.58]TEACHER: What is the most popular answer to the teacher's questions? 老師：對老師的問題最常用的回答是什么？ [00:32.34]STUDENT: I don't know ma'am. 學(xué)生：我不知道，老師。 [00:34.59]TEACHER: Correct! 老師：完全正確！ [00:36.09]COOL STUDENT: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do? 酷學(xué)生：老師，你不會為我沒做過的事而懲罰我吧？ [00:41.04]TEACHER: No. 老師：當然不會。 [00:41.44]COOL STUDENT: Good, cause I didn't do my homework! 酷學(xué)生：太好了，我沒做作業(yè)！ [00:46.20]TEACHER: Where were you born? 老師：你出生在哪里？ [00:48.51]STUDENT: Singapore, Sir. 學(xué)生：新加坡。 [00:50.54]TEACHER: Which part? 老師：哪部分（哪個地區(qū)？） [00:52.23]STUDENT: All of me, Sir. 學(xué)生：我整個都是出生在那兒的，老師。 [00:54.33]TEACHER: Johnny, give me a sentence using the word "I." 老師：約翰尼，用“I”開頭造一個句子。 [00:59.06]JOHNNY: I is... 約翰尼：I is... [01:01.36]TEACHER: No Johnny, always use "I am." 老師：不對，約翰尼，要說“I am”。 [01:05.16]JOHNNY: Oh, alright. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 約翰尼：哦，好吧?！癐是字母表中的第9個字母?！? [01:09.51]TEACHER: What is the longest and what is the shortest? 老師：最長的和最短的分別是什么？ [01:14.53]STUDENT: The last several minutes of a class is the longest, while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest. 學(xué)生：一堂課的最后幾分鐘最長，考試交卷前的幾分鐘最短。 [01:23.07]TEACHER: Michael, go to the map and show me where America is. 老師：邁克爾，到地圖前面指出美洲大陸在哪兒。 [01:28.33]MICHAEL: Here it is! 邁克爾：在這兒！ [01:30.45]TEACHER: Good. Now class, who discovered America? 老師：很好。現(xiàn)在，同學(xué)們告訴我是誰發(fā)現(xiàn)的美洲大陸？ [01:34.27]STUDENT: Michael!! 學(xué)生：邁克爾！ [01:36.37]JOHNNY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test, Sir. 約翰尼：老師，我覺得我的試卷不應(yīng)該得零分。 [01:41.37]TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you. 老師：我也同意，可這已經(jīng)是我能給的最低分了。 [01:45.35]TEACHER: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century? 老師：關(guān)于18世紀偉大的科學(xué)家們，你能說點兒什么嗎？ [01:51.04]PUPIL: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead. 學(xué)生：能，老師。他們都死了。 [01:55.09]TEACHER: George, didn't you promise me to behave? 老師：喬治，你是不是向我保證過要好好表現(xiàn)的？ [01:58.57]GEORGE: Yes sir. 喬治：是的，老師。 [02:00.28]TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you when you misbehave? 老師：還有，我是不是說過如果你表現(xiàn)不好就要懲罰你？ [02:05.05]GEORGE: Yes sir. But since I didn't keep my promise, you don't need to keep yours. 喬治：老師，你是說過。不過既然我沒能遵守我的諾言，你也就不用遵守你的了。 [02:09.55]TEACHER: What's the shape of our earth? 老師：地球是什么形狀的？ [02:13.01]STUDENT: It's round. 學(xué)生：圓的。 [02:15.06]TEACHER: Well, how do you know it is round? 老師：那么，你是怎么知道它是圓的呢？ [02:18.02]STUDENT: All right, it's square then. I don't want to start an argument about it. 學(xué)生：好吧，就算它是方的吧。我可不想就此展開一場爭論。 [02:23.32]TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? 老師：如果我一只手里拿著7個橘子，另一只手里拿著8個橘子，我有什么呀？ [02:31.02]CLASS: Big hands! 全班同學(xué)：大手！ [02:33.24]TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake. 老師：這個盤子里有一條長著10只腳的蛇。（應(yīng)為10英尺長的蛇） [02:37.16]STUDENT: You can't fool me, sir... snakes don't have feet. 學(xué)生：老師，你騙不了我。蛇沒有腳。 [02:42.36]TEACHER: How old is your father? 老師：你爸爸多大了？ [02:45.17]STUDENT: As old as me. 學(xué)生：和我一樣大。 [02:47.02]TEACHER: How can that be? 老師：這怎么可能？ [02:49.14]STUDENT: He became a father only when I was born. 學(xué)生：我出生時他才成為我爸爸的嘛。 [02:52.56]TEACHER: John, I hope I didn't see you looking at Mary's paper. 老師：約翰，我真希望我沒看到你在偷看瑪麗的試卷。 [02:57.26]JOHN: I hope you didn't either. 約翰：我也真希望你沒看見。 [03:00.06]TEACHER: Spell "WATER." 老師：拼出“water（水）”這個詞。 [03:03.55]PUPIL: OK, H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. 學(xué)生：H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O。 [03:05.35]TEACHER: That doesn't spell "WATER." 老師：這些拼不出“水這個詞”。 [03:10.49]PUPIL: Yes, it does it's all the letters from "H to O". 學(xué)生：怎么拼不出，這些就是H到O的所有字母。（水的分子式是H2O） [03:15.54]TEACHER: How do you think Shakespeare wrote such master pieces? 老師：你認為莎士比亞是怎樣寫出那些偉大的作品的？ [03:20.19]COLLEGE STUDENT: With a pencil, ma'am, either a 2B or not 2B. 大學(xué)學(xué)生：是用鉛筆，老師，是2B的或者不是2B的。 [03:24.47]TEACHER: Jimmy, you missed school last Friday. 老師：吉米，你上星期五沒來上課（你很遺憾沒來上課；miss缺勤；因為沒有……而感到遺憾） [03:29.17]JIMMY: You're wrong, Sir. 吉米：老師，你錯了。 [03:31.28]TEACHER: Wrong, how is that? 老師：錯了，怎么會？ [03:33.51]JIMMY: I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it! 吉米：我是沒來上課，沒錯，可是我一點兒也不遺憾。 [03:39.05]TEACHER: Peter, why are you late for school again? 老師：彼得，你為什么又遲到了？ [03:43.25]PETER: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time. 彼得：是這樣的，老師，我夢見我正在踢球，而且比賽進入了加時賽。 [03:50.54]SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum? 代課老師：你是不是在嚼口香糖？ [03:52.54]BILLY: No, I;m Billy Andersen. 學(xué)生：不是，我是比利·安德生。 [03:55.15]TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? 老師：湯米，你為什么總是臟兮兮的？ [03:59.18]TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are. 湯米：那是因為比起您來，我要離地面近多了。 [04:04.26]TEACHER: Johnny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 老師：約翰尼，你的作文《我的狗》和你哥哥的作文一字不差。你是不是抄的他的呀？ [04:13.03]JOHNNY: No, teacher, it's the same dog! 約翰尼：不是的，老師。只是我們寫的是同一只狗！ [04:15.40]TEACHER: Mike, name one important thing that we have today and we don't 10 years ago. 老師：邁克，說出一樣我們10年前沒有而現(xiàn)在有了的重要的東西。 [04:22.17]MIKE: Me!!! 邁克：我啊?。? [04:24.47]TEACHER: David, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning. 老師：大衛(wèi)，你怎么不洗臉？我都能看出你早上吃的是什么。 [04:30.11]DAVID: What was it? 大衛(wèi)：是什么？ [04:43.45]TEACHER: Eggs. 老師：雞蛋。 [04:43.59]DAVID: Wrong, ma'am. That was yesterday. 大衛(wèi)：錯了，老師。那是昨天吃的。

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