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I have 2 dogs and 25 cats currently. And here are the differences I've observed:–我現(xiàn)在有2只狗和25只貓,以下就是我發(fā)現(xiàn)的一些區(qū)別 :1.When you pet them1.撫摸它們時Dog - “Ooh! I love being petted, this is perfect. I love you human. I love you so much, you are amazing.”狗:“哦,我喜歡被撫摸,太舒服了,我喜歡你主人,我太愛你了,你真好。”Cat - “ I wanna be petted, but I also wanna scratch your hand and watch you bleed.”貓:“我想讓你摸,但也想撓你手看你流血?!?p> 2. When you feed them2.喂它們時Dog - “ This is the yummiest food on earth, I am so grateful, did I tell you I love you human? I love you very much.”狗:“這是世界上最好吃的東西,我太開心了,我告訴過你我愛你主人了嗎?我太愛你了?!盋at - “ I don't like this food, I wanna eat that lizard on the wall or the dog’s food. But anyway I will eat this and vomit it out on the carpet. You should be grateful.”貓:“我不喜歡這個吃的,我想吃墻上那只蜥蜴或者狗糧,但不管怎樣我會吃掉這個,然后吐到地毯上,你應(yīng)該高興才對?!?p> 3. When they break something3.弄壞東西時Dog - “ I am so sorry human. I am never gonna do this again, I am a bad boy.”狗:“我很抱歉,主人,我再也不這樣做了,我是個壞狗狗。 ”Cat - “ I am gonna knock this one off the table too and break everything to pieces, I am the God.” 貓:“我要把桌子上這個也弄掉,把所有東西都撕碎,我才是上帝?!?p> 4. On meeting visitors 4.來客人時Dog - “ Oh! My human’s human. I love you too. Would you like to play in our garden? Would you like to see my bed? You can have my favorite socks. I am so excited.”狗:“哦!是主人的朋友,我也愛你,你想在我們的花園里玩嗎?你想看看我的床嗎?你可以拿我最喜歡的襪子,我太興奮了?!盋at - “ F*ck no! Stay away. Get out of here before I burn this house down.”貓:“不!走開,趁我沒把房子燒掉趕緊離開這兒。”
5. When you call them5.叫它們時Dog - “ I heard you calling, I got so excited and came running to you. I love you human, thanks for calling my name. I know you love me.”狗:“我聽見你叫了,我太開心了就跑過來了,我愛你主人,謝謝你叫我的名字,我知道你愛我?!盋at - “ What the hell does this stupid human want from me now?”貓:“這個蠢人到底叫我干什么?”
6. When you come back home6.你回家時Dog - “ You've been gone forever, I missed you so much. I thought you left, I am so happy you didn't die. I love you.”狗:“你離開的時間太長了,我太想你了,我以為你走了呢,我真開心你沒死,我愛你。”Cat - “ Feed me!! ”貓:“趕緊喂我??!”
7. Kind of presents7.送你禮物Dog - “ I've brought these dirty socks for you. I’ve some sticks and some old newspapers too. They are all yours.”狗:“我給你帶來了這些臟襪子,還有些木棍和舊報紙,都送給你。”Cat - “ I kept this dead mouse on your pillow to surprise you, I’ve a bird too if you want. This is my favorite leaf, you can keep it.”貓:“我把這只死老鼠放你枕頭上是為了給你驚喜,如果你想要的話還有只鳥,這是我最喜歡的樹葉,可以送給你。”Despite all these differences both cats and dogs love their human very much!除了這些區(qū)別之外,貓和狗還是都很愛主人的!
(翻譯:菲菲)
(來源:滬江)