英語笑話笑死人不償命56: 一位心滿意足的客戶

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A Satisfied Gustomer

一位心滿意足的客戶

A rough looking fellow strolled into the bank and walked up to the teller.

有一位相貌粗魯?shù)募一镒哌M(jìn)銀行對柜臺職員說:

"I wanna open a god-damned checking account. "

“我想開個你他媽的活期存款賬戶。”

"CertainLy, sir," replied the young lady, “but there's no need to use that kind of language."

“當(dāng)然可以啦，先生，”年輕的小姐回答說，“但沒有必要使用那種字眼。”

"Hey, get your ass in gear, will ya? I’m in a hurry. ',

“嘿，你他媽的能不能快一點(diǎn)嗎?我在趕時間呢!”

"Sir, I’m not used to being spoken to in that way. "

“先生，我不習(xí)慣別人那樣子對我說話。”

"I wanna open a fucking checking account, and I want to do it now, understand?"

“我要開一個x××的活期存款賬戶，而且要現(xiàn)在就辦，懂了嗎?”

"Sir, I'm going to get the manager," said the indignant young lady.

“先生，我去找經(jīng)理來。”氣憤的年輕小姐說著。

Soon she returned with the manager, a dignified white haired gentleman, who asked, "What seems to be the trouble, sir?"

不久她帶了經(jīng)理回來，那位滿頭白發(fā)、看起來很莊嚴(yán)的老先生問道：“先生，到底有什么問題嗎? ’

“I just won $10,000,000 in the lottery, and I want to open a goddamn checking account. "

“我剛中彩券得了一千萬美元，我想開個你他媽的活期存款賬戶。”

"I see," said the manager warmly. "And this bitch is giving you trouble?"

“我知道了，”經(jīng)理說道，“而這個臭婊子在給您添麻煩，是吧?